Monday, September 12, 2005

Next crisis: FEMA will issue decoder rings.

I can see the future, and it looks interesting for FEMA and decoder ring makers with big political PAC accounts.

We used to worry about electronic voting machines and paperless ballots. Next it will be decoder rings.

In the hours after the storm, the helicopters will drop decoder rings on the areas impacted by the storm. Other FEMA officials will station themselves at highway rest points and truck stops to hand out rings to those who supply DNA samples.

The rings will help with database management and authenticity.

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