Australia cemetery trains lifeguard gravediggers - Yahoo! News An Australian cemetery is training gravediggers as lifesavers and has installed a defibrillator to jumpstart the hearts of grief-stricken mourners who regularly collapse at funerals.Pittsburgh needs this too.
As controller, I'll do an audit of all the defrib machines in town.
I'll monitor how many have taken CPR.
We'll increase the fitness and wellness index in Pittsburgh by ten-fold!