Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Baby You Can Drive My Car!

City Councilman's Car Stolen From Home Depot In East Liberty - News Story - WPXI Pittsburgh

City Councilman's Car Stolen From Home Depot In East Liberty - News Story - WPXI Pittsburgh: "Pittsburgh City Councilman Doug Shield's car was stolen from the Home Depot parking lot in East Liberty on Friday.
Shields had left his keys in the car to make a quick stop at a holiday party. When he came back, the car was gone.
The car was recovered on Sunday in Lincoln-Lemington. It was taken to the city pound to be checked for fingerprints.
Gosh. He'll do anything to get some media attention and into the newspapers.

Doug, if you're looking for fresh PR and media attention, figure out why the Overlords are meeting at 9 am today.

Ask why experts are being asked to depart the evaluation meetings of the electronic voting firmware.

Jump into the river with the Polar Bear Club on New Year's Day at 9 am at the Mon Wharf.

Ring a bell by a Salvation Army Red Pot for 48 hours, nonstop.

Find a lost dog of a well known rock star.

Offer to stand guard with a fire extinguisher for anyone in the city who is trying to thaw frozen water pipes with a blow torch.

Buy your car back at face value at the next city of Pittsburgh Auto Pound Car Sale.

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