Humor in big type

Today's chuckles in PG sports headlines:

Strictly for the birds (i.e., Baltimore Ravens)
Stuck in idle (@ The Bus)
Little elbow room (@ #7's elbow injury)
A heap of trouble (@ Todd Heap, #86 for the Ravens after getting pushed back after being injured the prior play)

ESPN.com - MLB - Neyer apologizes for anonymous book review

ESPN.com - MLB - Neyer apologizes for anonymous book review

Posting under a fake name and posting as anonymous are two different matters. I have no problem with you being a faceless coward and voice in the crowd, like a heckler. Shout and duck and be without a name. But, don't post and say you are who you are NOT.

On this blog, you can post without a name. But, don't post as "Joe Sixpack," when that isn't your real name, please.

Furthermore, some do have real "nicknames." Pen names can work, if you always go there.

local disaster

Bush declares local disaster - PittsburghLIVE.com: "'We'll get through this because we are all working together,' said Mayor Tom Murphy."

Mayor Murphy's statement about "working together" is such a joke as it comes on the day City Council is holding a POST AGENDA and the Mayor has refused to show up and has instructed others in the administration to NOT show up. Tom Murphy isn't working together when he doesn't respond and stops others from responding. This is his duty. The topic of the Sept. 20, 2004, post-agenda is, get this, EMERGENCY RESPONSE TIMES.

We'll get through this in a much better way when Mayor Murphy shows up in the PRIVATE SECTOR. As mayor, he isn't working with others. Tom Murphy isn't showing up in city council chambers to discuss a ballot question that will be in front of voters in the city in a few short weeks.

Our shared landscape has a lot of boats parked within Point State Park at the moment. But the real local disaster is when Mayor Murphy is parked elsewhere when he should be before the citizens and city council on matters such as EMERGENCY Response Times.

Mayor Murphy is absent on the agenda again.

Bucs sweep double header

Shiver me timbers! The Pirates played the Mets at PNC Park in two games and swept them both. Too bad it wasn't through Sharpsburg and Millvale. Great Sunday for a game, for all 86 people in the stands.

Yard sign drop off

Some good soul, (unknown to me) delivered an Arlen Specter yard sign to our house this morning. Thanks.

I wonder if the sign came because I miss-spelled both of his names in a blog comment at some other site this past week. Woops. I don't claim to be a good speller. I'm way better as a re-write communicator. I always try to touch up my prose and typos. But, I can't re-visit and edit my postings on other sites.

The sign will sit in the office in easy view as penance. It won't go in my front window as I'm staying "neutral" in the elections (so far). I've got a few public roles to fill. From the podium one can't be too overboard in partisanship.

Flogged by the blogs

PittsburghLIVE.com: "As in all revolutions, first, the old order must be destroyed, then we will learn both the strengths and the shortcomings of the new order. We're now getting a glimpse of the Internet bloggers' strength."

The eiditorial is about Dan Rather by an out-of-town writer. Perhaps that same headline will ring true when it comes to Mayor Tom Murphy and his administration. Time will tell.

He Said She Said

Union bosses attack official on Act 47 plan: "Marlene Lamanna at a news conference yesterday -- said Lieberman also told them to lobby against the recovery plan."

What the heck is going on here? Generally I'm in the know. Generally I have a sense of what's about to happen before it is ever reported (as far as city politics). I'm not bragging, but more so discounting what get reported.

But, from time to time, as this is, I find a real head scratcher.

Bill Lieberman is on the ICA (oversight board). For starters, Lieberman should resign. Isn't he the one who wants to be a player in a new gambling venture in the city? For even thinking about the play for the lone license -- I sense a real conflict of interest. His conflict occurs in the gamble to get the gambling permit -- not after hitting the jackpot.

Next, he's puffing up the ICA (oversight board) and taking the air out of the Act 47 Recovery Team. Right? Is this just a selfish power play? Is this just a deal where more power can be secured by helping the enemy of an enemy?

But, why in the hell does any enemy exist? Just to undercut?

And, why are we only seeing about this comment in the PG now? Because of the press event? And, what did the other union officials say about what got said. Is the crossing guard union president being left out in the wind and rain by Rossi and Vesci and who knows who else.

PA Aspen and how to land on your wallet at the slopes

Bank takes control of Laurel Mountain ski lodge: "We have some very interested parties lined up,' said Somerset Trust Vice President Lee Murdy."

We can (as does the State) sell management rights to facilities and keep on top of the contractors for the sake of the public good.

The closed indoor ice rink on the South Side that was once operated by a contractor -- but there was NO oversight from the city, sadly.

Welcome Cornhuskers

Thank you, thank you, thank you. Three cheers to the good people of Nebraska for taking Steve P off our our hands. He is your Athletic Director now. You sent him to us, and I'm glad we could send him back. Sorry, an 'at.

Enjoy your stay.

Pitt's campus, should you care, is in a part of town called Oakland. That's where you'll find the acadmic buildings, the medical centers, a wonderful cultural hub and the old as dirt Cathedral Of Learning -- the landmark building for education.

The Cathedral of Learning, Pitt's visual showcase, was built some time ago -- just about the time of the once great Pitt Stadium. When Steve was in town he did all he could to put the wrecking ball to the grand old venue called Pitt Stadium. He ripped it from our landscape before a lease to use Heinz Field was even crafted.

Pitt should be playing Nebraska at Heinz Field. But, the band should hold its practices, the track team should hold its meets, the intramural games could occur, and the injured athletes could get their rehab at Pitt Stadium too.

Point being: If my neighbor offers me the use of his new motor home for our family summer vacation each year -- great. I don't need to get rid of the family station wagon for the other 355 days a year.

We are doing the same foolishness with the talk of the Penguins arena. They want a new home for NHL hockey, should it ever resume again. Fine. Mario can build a new home without destroying the existing Civic Arena. Then we could host a city-league or PIAA championship basketball game in town and have a NHL game on the same date.

Steve's failed lesson: 1 + 1 = 2
But, he's in good company as Mario and others around here can't seem to grapple with that as well.

We churn. We even got two new stadiums (PNC Park + Heinz Field) but lost 3RS and it had a $50-million mortgage still outstanding.

Hope he doesn't bring Nebraska more of the same.

And, how did that loss at home to a non-confrence foe feel last week?

Corporate Welfare at Work

PAPower: GOVERNOR RENDELL PRESENTS ALMOST $78 MILLION FOR PHILADELPHIA DEVELOPMENT PROJECTS: "Governor Edward G. Rendell today presented checks totaling almost $78 million for 16 community and economic-development projects in Philadelphia. "

 “Funding for these projects is part of my ongoing commitment to change how we do business in Pennsylvania, err, Philadelphia." said Governor Rendell.

Fast Eddie is at it again. He's spending. He's taking our money. He's giving it all to the eastern part of the state. Meanwhile, Pittsburgh gets a gift for the Rooneys on the North Shore. Pittsburgh gets a merry-go-round for Oakland. Pittsburgh gets a stern letter and finger wagging that calls for more lock-step actions for the Mayor's agenda.

Big-screen excitement

This blog, now with movies too, (see below) will keep its $0 admission.

Big-screen excitement: Workers rush to ready SouthSide Works Cinema for tomorrow's grand opening: "General admission will be $8.50, with senior citizens (62 and over) and children $6. All seats before 6 p.m. will be $6."

I still think that the best theater in town is the Earth Theater behind the bones in the Carnegie Museum of Natural History. That's where I want my movie to play on its grand opening, other than Cannes, of course.

GOP chair yacks back to PG editorials

Allegheny County's GOP chair, new to the job in 2004, fired a letter to the editor to the PG in response to recent PG stances that so strongly favor Kerry. See the comment section for a replay of his email and letter.

City Council Speaker

Check out the movie! This is a new feature for the blog.

My presentation at City Council in early September, 2004. We didn't get an award for the re-opening of the Market House, like they did for the South Side Slopes Step Trek. And, we didn't have a ribbon cutting, but we could.

The overall tone of talk from the speakers in the public comment period at city council meets has seemed to have taken a turn. The edge is sharp, all in all.

Few dollars for public works - York Daily Record

Let's get in a spitting match to find the worse place, YORK vs. Pittsburgh:

York Daily Record smashes Pittsburgh and proves to be ahead of the game too: "Brenner, who returned from meeting with Pittsburgh Mayor Tom Murphy, said things in York aren't so bad. He said Pittsburgh had to lay off hundreds of firefighters and police officers, completely shut down the parks and recreation programs and be subject to a state takeover with an outside board governing the city.

'As bad as things look with our budget, things could be worse,' Brenner said.

After hearing the condition of Pittsburgh, resident Gerry Turner slumped in his chair.

'I feel like I've been to the graveyard,' he said."

Meanwhile, in Pittsburgh, we've not had one budget meeting. Last year the budget was passed on New Year's Eve. We operate on a too little too late schedule. This smaller city is well ahead of our progress. Shame on Pittsburgh's leadership.

Called as a "free radical"

I love Pittsburgh:

Quotes: 'The notion that a radical is one who hates his country is naive and usually idiotic. He is, more likely, one who likes his country more than the rest of us, and is thus more disturbed than the rest of us when he sees it debauched. He is not a bad citizen turning to crime; he is a good citizen driven to despair.' - H.L. Mencken

PSU to train Indian Principals - Knowledge

PSU got a $1-million grant from the US Dept. of Ed to expand its American Indian Leadership Program.

Wonder if an mentions are made to gambling prevention within the overall program?

Family trivia: Years ago, Catherine (my wife) was a 2nd grade student teacher in New Mexico at an Indian school. She values that lesson / experience and still keeps in touch with some friends from there.

A new challenge for Catherine comes in the form of grant a Pitt from the Air Force. The first days of activities covered some of the Air Force culture -- interesting as well.

Meanwhile, the new grad students in Catherine's class come from all around the nation. Sixteen students entered the multi-year program this fall, from Washington state to the east coast. Only two graduated from Pitt as undergrads. Not only is brain size and class size increasing a bit, but the years of study has gone up and the number of out-of-state students is much greater. That makes a triple win for Pitt.

In mid-week, all of the students in Catherine's class were clueless as to Pitt's football opponent this weekend. Its Nebraska. Grad students have more pressing matters to ponder.

Question: Why does Nebraska have a big red "N" on the side of its helmets?

Answer is found in the last word in this blog-entry's headline.

Pittsburgh, corruption, bonds, -- oh my

Feds seek paperwork that links to payoffs: "Federal investigators are looking at a possible Pittsburgh connection to a corruption probe focused on officials tied to Philadelphia Mayor John Street.

Mayor Tom Murphy's administration is catching a subpoena.

Too many times there have been grumblings about bond deals -- but nothing ever happened -- other than blogger's head scratching. Smells fishey still.

Family living gets back to even steven in downtown and is shut-out in South Side Works

Great example of how the city administration makes life with kids in the city such a struggle. Why eliminate the parking at the outset? Why not insist that day care centers be incorporated within new neighborhoods -- such as at South Side Works?

Pittsburgh Laurels & Lances - PittsburghLIVE.com: "Laurel: To the city Department of Engineering. It has reinstated a drop-off zone near three Downtown day care centers. Much to the consternation of parents, the zones along Penn Avenue were eliminated during the new convention center's construction. Police then began tagging parents attempting to drop off their little tykes. We're glad to see common sense prevail. "

The ribbon cutting for the South Side Works site, a new extension of the neighborhood that promised to generate 4,000 new jobs, generated ZERO increases in our day care capacity. Fumble, again.

Laurels from Trib for Ad sales

Pittsburgh Laurels & Lances - PittsburghLIVE.com: "Laurel: To Jim Motznik. The Pittsburgh city councilman is proposing the city sell advertising space on the fences at 83 multiuse sports fields. Great idea. On street furniture. Great idea. On the city Web site. Great idea. And on city government cable broadcasts. Great idea. Mr. Motznik doesn't have an estimate of how much such advertising would generate. But every bit helps, doesn't it? "

The parks position paper put forth in May, 2004, also called for the sales and advertising. Why can the Penguins keep the money for the naming right for Mellon Arena. That was a public asset built with public funds. However, the Pens got to keep the money. Meanwhile, we who work with the kids in the neighorhood can't do similar deals.

Les Ludwig gets the biggest laurel for starting this type of chatter.

I'd also give Motznik a laurel for his lone vote to reject the $5-million from Gov. Rendell for a new merry-go-round in place of parking in Oakland.

Pleads for pension - slam shut case

Its safe to assume Terlecki isn't surfing the net and reading our blogs, as he is functionally illiterate. He wants his $2,263 in monthly benefits for his reward and contributions. His productivity must rank him with the poorest work record in the world, other than that of crack salesman, Gil Martinez.

Guilty ex-city boss pleads for pension: "Terlecki -- a former Democratic Party ward chairman and supporter of Mayor Tom Murphy who started working for the city in 1964 -- is 'functionally illiterate' and 'can barely read or write.'"

Sadly, City Controller Tom Flaherty is loose again with the purse strings. And, he was the one to employ Martinez.