A New Recipe -- Turkey Talk with a political twist

A New Recipe to Reunite Our Country | Unity08 What would Thanksgiving be like if we cooked the same turkey over and over, year after year, and served it bland, tasteless, and downright inedible?

Well, it would be kind of like Politics-As-Usual, which has been feeding us that turkey for many years now.

It's time to cook up a new way to lead the country, as you well know, and Unity08 has the recipe. Please review the cooking instructions below.

For your own health, our meal is pork-barrel and mud-slinging free.

Ingredients:

• 1 package of Our Country (divided)
• 1/2 teaspoon of American Values (hard work, ingenuity, inspiration)
• 1/2 teaspoon of New Technology
• 5 cups of Crucial Issues
• 1 box of Questions to Ask the Candidates
• 1 handful of Candidates (formed into teams)
• 1 Online Convention pressure cooker (the largest you can find)

Instructions:

1. Boil Politics-As-Usual, pour it out, and start anew.
2. Combine American Values with New Technology (stir vigorously).
3. Sift and rank Crucial Issues.
4. Mull over Questions to Ask the Candidates.
5. Place Crucial Issues, Questions, and Candidate Teams into Online Convention pressure cooker.
6. Reduce to Unity Ticket.
7. Serve hot and complement with election of the next President of the United States.

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