Pittsburgh's Plan For Better Snow Removal Announced - Pittsburgh News Story - WTAE Pittsburgh: "Pittsburgh's Plan For Better Snow Removal AnnouncedHold the phone headline crafters and spin generators. The plan is to spend money on equipment and software for fall of 2008. That's it. There is little else.
Extras: One guy in Public Works gets a new title and no increase in pay. Another guy gets put only on the desk job. Plus, the drivers are told to follow their route and not go elsewhere. Going out of their way is not allowed, even if Moses says that the the Bat Cave under the Mon Warf is under 10-foot of new snow.
A better headline would be, "Don't call 3-1-1 or else I'll get really mad."
Or, "Garbage trucks to damage more cars on narrow streets with snow plows."