Dead People Vote In Recent Pittsburgh-Area Elections - News Story - WPXI Pittsburgh: "Dead People Vote In Recent Pittsburgh-Area Elections Investigation Of Voter Records Yields Surprises"This is what THEY mean with Get OUT the Vote.
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Thursday, November 01, 2007
Dead People Vote In Recent Pittsburgh-Area Elections - News Story - WPXI Pittsburgh
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And lo a grim scene was cast across the County as the head of the local Democrats, Jim Burns, looked out upon the early results and saw it was not good. And Burns rose from his place of rest and went among the dead and cast his hand and sayeth, "Arise, take up thy pen and vote." And the dead did rise and vote for the Democrat of Mr. Burns' choice. And Mr. Burns was happy and cast his hand among the dead and sayeth, "Go now and rest in peace, for you, the great unwashed, have saved Allegheny County from the wrath of the Republicans once again." And their blood oath fulfilled, the dead, who had sworn the oath to FDR in days of yor, returned to their grave to rest until needed once again.
Clever.
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